Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I see Skyscrapers.

I am sitting in the YVR, in the new-to-me lounge overlooking the gates, waiting, and waiting, not for my plane, for the damn WIFI to work. Yes, I AGREE, just connect me, damn you YVR.



This morning I went through the McD’s drive thru to get my breakfast fix. Contrary to what most think, I do not eat McDonald's ALL DAY, ALL THE TIME while on my McMoms trips. Yes, I went all haughty totty and went through drive thru in the Town Car with my driver Sid, but really, I just wanted my breakfast burritos and to show my McDonald's Grandma Mabel my ride, unfortunately she was off today.

I found this app for my iPhone for Air Canada. That actually lets me check in with my phone, I still went to the Kiosk, which is a fairly new thing that I now feel confident in calling regular, but I was tentative about the iPhone check in and boarding pass bit.



I DID IT! In Jesson childlike terminology, turns out even for a Technical Tentative like myself to check in via email and iPhone was VIRTUALLY painless! Woo Hoo! Funny at work they call me the more internet savvy person, really I am not so confidant, shhh don’t tell them.

I was relieved today that my bag was only 19.1 kilos because 3 people in front of me were overweight. Cripees, what would I do? I again over packed but seriously what would I do if I was over! I let out a little HOORAY when I was under, it under appreciated. C’mon people I am the funniest person I know! SMILE or just even smirk a little. I was having an allergic sneezing fit, only after I checked in my bag that contained my antihistamines, so I dashed to the restroom to grab some paper for the nose, and found this.



OKAY, so someone else has phobia about public restrooms but this was an eco-friends paper disaster, it was like a skyscraper of toliet paper! And really, don’t you want to clean up your mess for someone else, or did you think it may perhaps clog the toilet.

Seriously!

Seriously?

2 comments:

  1. um...my daughter may or may create those kinds of monstrosities in public bathrooms...but she totally flushes hers ;)

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  2. Anonymous5:07:00 PM

    Bahhhaaaa!!

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