I HATE flys.
Is it because its a hotter summer than normal that we have more FLYS?!?
But why is it October and they are still hanging around me!?
I feel like it all started to annoy me in Fredericton, everywhere I went, the flys followed. Even McMom Ali, commented that they were following me. Flys in the Snotty Fox, I mean Snooty Fox, I always seem to say that one wrong, I guess I have more of an affiliation with Snot than Snoot. Flys at the farm, understandable, but flys at the bar, OK they are no pre-wrestler Mickey Rourke barflys, just the many eye-d grouse ones. There were even flys on the BUS following me through our tour-du-force of potatoes of Fredericton.
When Mickey was still remotely HAWT.
GAH! There is even a fly on my laptop NOW!
Flys at home. I CAN'T STAND IT! I mean really, why wont they go away, we even had an infestation of fruit flys with the appearance of a fruit platter that was brought for the Man's birthday. That was soon remedied.
But these black flys, these flys are making me CRAZY!
We are using our trusted fly swatter killer. Sorry to all you PETA people but they have invaded my home and now they are fair game. You don't just swat em you electrocute em, and remember, this is NOT a toy. It should also say that is does Amuse children when adults use it FRANTICALLY.
Flies are disgusting. They like POOP and they like to land on everything, especially FOOD that the Man will leave out or food that the kids are grazing on.
The worst experience was the cloth diapers, they were obviously forgotten about in the Wet Bag, so we had a pre-infestation of larva mixed with baby flies, that will definitely turn you off using cloth. Rule one of cloth diapering, cloth is not meant for the once a week load, especially in hot summer months, daily, dammit, daily.
I even hate the movie The Fly, never seen it, because really, do I really want to see a giant one on the screen!?
Do you remember the song, Flys in the Buttermilk, Shoo Fly Shoo??!!??
More like,
DIE FLY DIE!
Oh and yes I know the plural of fly is flies, but I don't think I should properly pluralize an annoying pest.
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